the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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