what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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