is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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