belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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