you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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