i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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