i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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