How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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