Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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