i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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