C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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