The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Randomize
