i don't like sucking hair
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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