I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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