that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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