i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wish you could order shots online.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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