Small penises have feelings too.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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