I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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