Well douche your snatch and let's go!
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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