Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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