my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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