her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Panties = found
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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