I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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