let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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