So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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