Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
