The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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