In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i out mim tonsoeep
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