Small penises have feelings too.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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