the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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