People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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