These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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