According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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