i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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