At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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