Those balls look pretty dangerous.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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