I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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