I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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