Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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