I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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