Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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