Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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