if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
