If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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