i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
dude. I can hear the air.
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