Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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