i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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