Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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