Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
either way he was missing a nipple.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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