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say what?
wanna hang out?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Are we still banned from the library?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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