Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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