the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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