Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
