At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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