my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I have post one night stand depression
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