I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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