Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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