You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
there's paper in my vomit.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Randomize
