Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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