i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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